Funny bumper stickers: But not too many, please

Were you looking at my bumper? Thought so. With all the talk about safe driving, Collision Guard figured it was time for a laugh with some of the all-time funniest bumper stickers.

But watch out for drivers with too many bumper stickers on their vehicles’ backsides. Colorado State University social psychologist William Szlemko determined in a recent study that drivers who personalize their cars are more likely to exhibit road rage than those who don’t.

Interesting, huh? Now it’s time for a laugh:

1. Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.

2. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

3. I had a life, but my job ate it.

4. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

5. It’s called tourist season, so why can’t we shoot ‘em?

6. I’ve got a perfect body, but it’s in the trunk and beginning to smell.

7. I love animals, they taste great.

8. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

9. He who laughs last, thinks slowest!

10. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

11. I’m not perfect, but parts of me are incredible.

12. If you are psychic – think “HONK”

13. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

14. My road to success is under construction.

15. A boss is like a diaper, always on your butt and full of crap.

16. Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do.

17. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

18. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

19. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

20. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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